The more you lie about Neil Gaiman, the more I support him.

 

This will be a really quick article. As the liars and non-fans continue to tell more lies about Neil Gaiman, I will continue to support and to make him richer.

That's right. Every time you send me a stupid email about him, I buy another Neil Gaiman book. Every time you make a stupid comment on this site, I buy another Neil Gaiman book. Every time I read a stupid comment/post about him on social media, I buy another Neil Gaiman book. 

You see, I am doing everything I can to keep Mr. Gaiman rich. Congratulations! Every time you act like an idiot, I help out Mr. Gaiman. Thanks for helping me with my goal!